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State of New Hampshire
County of Merrimeck
Superior Court
In re:
Mercy College
v.
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ORDER
Whereas, the defendant (Debtor) entered into a legally
binding contract with Mercy
College (Lien Holder) for
tuition, room, and board on August 22nd, 2011, encumbering his legal
person as sole collateral.
Whereas, Debtor failed to make timely payments despite repeated
efforts of Lien Holder, which has adequately demonstrated that they have
attempted all subordinate means of collection without success.
Whereas, pursuant to the various provisions of RSA 1313, Lien
Holder foreclosed upon Debtor in a final attempt to recover such funds as are
legally due along with reasonable attorney’s fees and auction and court costs.
Whereas, Debtor was sold at public auction to the highest
bidder, hereinafter referred to as Buyer.
Whereas, as provided for in RSA 1313.21a, such sale results
in loss of Debtor’s legal status as a free person.
Ordered, that Debtor’s status in all public records shall
indicate permanent Indentured Servitude, Debtor’s citizenship revoked, and that
Debtor shall henceforth be considered personal property, subject to any present
or future owner’s needs and decisions, without human rights, for the rest of
its natural life.
Ordered, that Debtor shall be issued a state Serial
Identification Number (SIN), to be tattooed or branded on the right shoulder by
Buyer upon receipt.
Ordered, that Debtor shall present his body to Buyer at such
time and place as Buyer shall specify, and in essentially the same physical condition
as on the day of auction. Failure to do so voluntarily will result in immediate
recovery of Buyer’s property by the Sheriff’s Slave Enforcement and Recovery Unit
for prompt delivery to Buyer.
Mikhail
P. Barishnakov
Presiding
Justice
Martha
R. Stewart
Clerk of Court
3 March, 2015
Obviously not a real document - just for fun!
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